Always Sunny Kinkmeme Part 1: Day Bow Bow
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You know the deal. Prompt pairings/kinks/scenarios you'd like to see, and fill any prompts that take your fancy. The world needs more Sunny fanworks.
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- Post anonymously! It's more fun that way.
- Non-porny prompts and fills are more than welcome too!
- Comment! Second prompts that you'd like to see filled, comment on fills that you like, all that good stuff. Nothing kills a kink meme quicker than radio silence.
- IF PROMPTING: put your requested pairing and/or kinks in the subject line, and try to warn for common triggers.
- IF FILLING A PROMPT: put the rating, pairing, and kinks of your piece in the subject line, and try to warn for common triggers.
- Things that definitely need a warning: noncon, deathfic, abuse, extreme violence.
- No sexual content involving characters under the age of 16. Let's keep it legal here. Prompts and fills mentioning it are fine if labelled, but please don't request or fill anything explicit. Use your judgement.
- DON'T BE A JERK. Racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/etc are not welcome here.
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CharlieMacDennis, NSFW, puppy play/D&S/humiliation
Date: 2014-02-15 02:35 am (UTC)CharlieMacDennis puppy play with charlie as the puppy maybe? Mac and Dennis teasing him and refusing to let him cum as they happily touch each other and make him watch perhaps? Dirty talk is always appreciated as well :')
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Date: 2014-02-15 02:43 am (UTC)Any, 5+1, self-harm
Date: 2014-02-15 02:48 am (UTC)Dee/Charlie (or platonic?), pampering
Date: 2014-02-15 02:47 am (UTC)Fruity shampoo! Moisturizer! Face masks! Bath bombs! Put these cucumber slices on your-- no, don't eat the-- really, Charlie? Really?!
Re: Dee/Charlie (or platonic?), pampering
Date: 2014-06-26 02:34 pm (UTC)link: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1036199 (the chapter i'm talking about is chapter 7)
Mac/Dennis, Kink discovery
Date: 2014-02-15 03:10 am (UTC)Re: Mac/Dennis, Kink discovery
Date: 2017-09-22 02:26 am (UTC)Dee/Dennis, halloween party sex, incest (obviously)
Date: 2014-02-15 06:36 am (UTC)Re: Dee/Dennis, halloween party sex, incest (obviously)
Date: 2014-02-16 05:01 am (UTC)Masquerade
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2014-03-06 11:48 pm (UTC) - ExpandCharlie/Mac, Fat Mac Lovin'
Date: 2014-02-16 06:54 pm (UTC)Can end up in sex or just fluff, I don't mind either way
Re: Charlie/Mac, Fat Mac Lovin'
Date: 2014-02-18 05:03 am (UTC)http://archiveofourown.org/works/1202938
i chose the porn option. hope you like~
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2014-03-02 08:44 am (UTC) - ExpandABO Gang/Charlie
Date: 2014-02-18 05:39 pm (UTC)Bonus for alpha Artemis/omega Frank
Re: ABO Gang/Charlie
Date: 2014-12-10 08:59 pm (UTC)Dee/Charlie -- Femmedom
Date: 2014-02-18 05:43 pm (UTC)Re: Dee/Charlie -- Femmedom
Date: 2014-02-21 08:35 am (UTC)Re: Dee/Charlie -- Femmedom
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Date: 2014-02-18 05:59 pm (UTC)Sub!Dennis, basically, someone make this happen.
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From: (Anonymous) - Date: 2014-02-24 02:44 am (UTC) - ExpandDee/Charlie
Date: 2014-02-18 08:35 pm (UTC)Dee has always thought that Charlie is a good enough sort of friend, but a gross little grubworm; definitely not the type of person she seeks out for sex and/or dating or even for hookups. He's not rich, for one thing. For another, he's not all that attractive. For another, she's never had to bang him to get something she wanted from him.
And then something happens to make Dee realize that Charlie isn't only gorgeous, but the guy of her dreams. And after kicking herself mentally, she decides to make him hers. Following a bunch of hijinks that end badly for Dee (maybe attempting to make Charlie jealous, or trying to dress sexy for him without him noticing what's going on), the two end up together and as happy as anyone in the gang can ever be.
You're a Son of a Bitch but I Love You, PG, Dee/Charlie
Date: 2014-02-19 08:47 am (UTC)------
"I'm getting way too old for this shit, Charlie."
"Shh! Quiet!"
"Don't tell me what to do!"
Charlie ducked into a shadowed alleyway between two restaurants. Their kitchen doors were cracked open just enough to allow the smell of food to waft his way. Charlie detected the hamburgers from one kitchen, and what might be chicken vindaloo from the other. The scents masked the smell of garbage and compost spilling from the dumpster, until Charlie took Dee's hand and dragged her closer.
"We gotta hide in the dumpster."
Dee twisted out of Charlie's grip.
"You can't be serious."
Charlie turned around. Agitated, he said, "The cops will never find us here." Dee rolled her eyes. "Look, it's not the most illegal, or immoral, thing we've ever done, but do you really want to get arrested?"
"No. No I don't."
"I've never been caught by the cops before. Uhh, in the last couple years, anyway. And this is how you get away with stealing. Being as inconspicuous as possible."
Dee held her nose and cautiously approached the dumpster. She shuddered when Charlie climbed into it.
"I didn't think you *knew* the word 'inconspicuous.'"
Charlie held out his hand to pull Dee up. Dee let out a shriek when she fell into the dumpster and thought she felt something scurry past her legs.
"Are there rats in here?! Charlie?! Are there rats?!"
"Uh, possibly. I wouldn't worry. Your shrill voice scares 'em off."
"I hate you. You know that?"
Charlie shook his head.
"No you don't."
"Yeah. I do. You goad me into stealing that necklace..."
"That was all you, Dee. I was just the distraction."
Dee reached into her purse to check it was still there.
"Mmm. This will look soooo good on me."
"I doubt it. But here, let's try it on."
"Um...Charlie. I don't want to lose it."
"Don't worry. You won't."
Dee reluctantly handed the necklace to him. Charlie sat behind her to carefully place it around her neck. Dee held up her hair so he could fasten it. Lightly touching the diamonds, Dee turned around.
"How's it look?"
"You don't have a mirror in your purse?"
"Just tell me."
Charlie shifted to sit on another trash bag, so he faced her and could appraise Dee's new look.
"Pretty good."
"Just 'pretty good'?"
"Yeah. I dunno. It's...sparkly?"
Dee sighed.
"I look like shit, don't I?"
Charlie shook his head.
"Nah, nah, just a little grungy, like me."
Dee rubbed her fingertips over the diamonds in little circles. She stared somewhere past Charlie's right shoulder. Her eyes narrowed.
"Are you sure there aren't any rats in here?"
Charlie looked around.
"I don't think so. Stop worrying. I'll just bash 'em if they come near you."
Dee chuckled.
"How thoughtful," she said sardonically.
Dee was just getting used to the mushy trash bag serving as her chair, and the stench of rotting food, when she felt Charlie's hand push her hair over her shoulder, away from her face. She jerked away.
"What are you doing?"
Charlie withdrew his hand.
"Nothin'. Just didn't want your hair caught in that necklace."
Dee ran her fingers over the diamonds again, before reaching for the clasp and saying, "I'd better put this away somewhere safe. Its box will have to do, for now." Having trouble unfastening the necklace, Dee grunted in frustration. Charlie slid behind Dee and pushed her hair aside, easily undoing the clasp and handing the necklace back to Dee.
"Thanks," she muttered. Even once the necklace was safe in its box, buried at the bottom of her purse, Dee could feel Charlie's presence behind her. She turned around to glare at him, and to her surprise, this brought their faces very close together.
"Dee..."
"What?"
"If you ever wanna, uh, ya know, steal something again sometime..."
"What did you have in mind?"
"I dunno, just...Consider it an open invitation. To work together again. Or hang out, or whatever."
"Like a date?" Dee scoffed.
"No-oo," Charlie said. "A totally platonic not-date. Between friends."
"Oh. Sure."
Charlie's breath smelled terrible, but the heat of it on the back of her neck was doing strange things to Dee's stomach. Not quite butterflies. No. No way. It was *Charlie.*
*Charlie.* Who had helped Dee finally, successfully, rip off a store without humiliating herself. Pointing out the most beautiful piece in the showroom. Wanting her to *have* it. To *wear* it. Getting them far away before security realized they hadn't paid. Dee now doubted there was any risk of cops finding them in this neighborhood at all. Charlie had merely wanted to be close to her.
If that had been his intention, this location was the least romantic choice. Eight out of ten for effort. Zero for execution.
Maybe that was harsh.
"Dee..."
"Stop...breathing on my neck. It's gross!"
"Hey, Ron!" came a man's voice from outside the dumpster.
"Yeah, what is it?" said another. "I was just tossing this bag of scraps."
"Oh, no!" Dee whispered frantically. "Shit, shit, shit! He's gonna dump a load of trash right on top of us! I hate you! I hate you so much!"
"Calm down, Dee. He's just gonna chuck the trash bag. It's tied up and everything. Trust me."
"Trust you? How often do you hang out in dumpsters?"
"Get back in here. We got another rush order," said the first man's voice. Dee and Charlie heard a sound somewhere between a thump and a splat. The trash bag! They listened as the two male voices faded away as they re-entered the kitchen.
Unable to stand it any longer, Dee stood up and looked around. She clumsily climbed out of the dumpster, and let out a pained, "Fuck!" when she hit the ground. Charlie followed her out. Grimacing, Dee brushed the dirt off her jeans.
"Anything stuck on the back?" Dee asked, turned so Charlie could see her buttocks.
"Umm...uh..." Charlie said, then coughed, shifting from foot to foot, looking very uncomfortable.
"What?" Dee said. "You've never looked at my ass before? Give me a break."
"It's really nice. I mean, it's good. I mean, it's not dirty. Well...not noticeably."
Dee secured her purse across her shoulders, feeling for the necklace to make certain it was still there. She laughed and replied, "That's all I needed to know."
"There's, like, one thing, right...there."
"I can't see. What is it?"
"Gum? Or food? Or something? Um...I can just..."
"You can just what?"
Without replying, Charlie ran his hand across Dee's buttocks, brushing away the food stuck to her jeans. Dee froze, and Charlie expected a slap any second. He sidled away from her, looking over to gauge her expression. What would it be? Anger, or gratitude? Charlie didn't expect to see Dee's mouth hanging half open, eyes lidded, as she held her breath, then let out a little sigh.
Charlie looked puzzled for a second, before shrugging it off and exiting the alley.
"Come on," he said, and Dee followed, feeling stupid. What a strange reaction to the lightest of touches! How on Earth could that have turned her on?
Dee said, "Wait up," and followed Charlie out of the alleyway. They walked back to her car, parked at least a twenty minute walk away, but it was a warm day, so they didn't mind as much.
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"I think I might pawn it," Dee told him later. Charlie's disappointment clearly showed on his face.
"But it's so pretty," he said.
"I need the money, Charlie," Dee said. "That's why I stole it."
"It's not why *I* stole it."
Dee took a sip of her beer, *almost* replied that Charlie's reasons for doing *anything* were usually impractical and asinine, then thought better of it and kept her mouth shut.
"I might keep it," Dee said, and Charlie visibly relaxed, taking a swig of his own beer. "I dunno where I would wear it, though."
"It'd look good at a ball." Dee looked confused. "You know, a gala. A *party.*"
"Oh, right."
"A low-cut dress. Black. A gown that flows past your feet. So long you need servants to carry it. Or you could wear a really *short* dress, if you were planning on getting out of it quickly."
"Eww!"
"What? It's practical."
"Why would I be stripping at this ball?"
Charlie shrugged, fiddling with the beer bottle, peeling the label off with his fingernails.
"With your date? Sneaking off to dive into an alcove in the palace?"
"What...you thought I would ever...Eww, Charlie! Not cool!"
"I can't talk about your sex life?"
"Not my *imaginary* sex life! What the...You're not the date in this scenario, are you?"
"No, of course not!"
"Charlie..."
"I'm *not.* That's just...You're *Dee.* It's just that you looked so happy with that necklace. I never see you that way. You're always being a bitch! It's why we fuck with you so much. And we know you can take it. But sometimes I wanna be friends for real."
"That's...touching," Dee said. She set her bottle down on the bar and patted Charlie's shoulder.
"Put it on so the other guys can see."
Hearing voices coming from outside the bar, Dee shushed Charlie and whispered, "No, don't tell them."
"Why not?"
"Let this just be our little secret."
"Huh?"
"What's up bitches?" Mac said. He launched himself at the bar, drumming on the wood with his knuckles. Dennis slid behind the bar to grab two beers, handing one to Mac.
"Guess what...You will not believe what Dennis and I just did! And we got away with it, too!"
Dee, looking unimpressed, said, "Stole something?"
"What was it?" Charlie asked. "Something cool?"
Dennis and Mac shook their heads.
"No, not quite. We...uh...renegotiated our rent, on account of that whole fire situation."
"You were charged for the damages, weren't you?"
"NOT if you have renter's insurance!" Mac said, way too excited about a phrase containing the word "insurance," immediately losing Dee and Charlie's interest. "We claimed that the fire wasn't our fault. That it was from faulty wiring in the wall..."
"Uh-huh. Yeah. Fascinating," Dee said. "Scamming the landlord. Been there, done that."
"Yeah, guys. I mean, step up your game, here. Because we..."
"...Stole a $3,000 necklace."
"Booyah!"
Dee fistbumped Charlie, who chugged his beer and then headed for the exit. Dee followed him, drink still in hand. If Mac and her brother were at the bar, Frank couldn't be far behind. And today she couldn't give less of a shit about any of them.
"Where you going?" Charlie asked Dee, as she unlocked her car and stepped inside.
"Back to my place. Get in or get lost."
Charlie grinned, then jumped in.
"Hang on," she said, pulling the necklace out of her purse. "Put this on me."
"I'd be happy to," Charlie said, placing the necklace on her and gently fastening it, fingertips lingering for a few seconds on the back of her neck.
Dee hit the gas, nagging Charlie to put on his seatbelt, not sure why the hell she would take Charlie anywhere after that disgusting dumpster dive. It must have been the butterflies. That fresh affection that came out of nowhere.
"Oh, as soon as we get in, I gotta take a shower. I stink!"
"Oh, yeah, me too. Soo..."
"Yes, you can use my shower."
"Sweet!" Charlie gazed out the window for a while, before saying, "Togeth...?"
"NO!"
"'Kay. Worth a shot."
Dee couldn't help but grin, turning her head to hide it. She glanced in Charlie's direction and caught his own slight smirk.
Re: You're a Son of a Bitch but I Love You, PG, Dee/Charlie
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From:The gang as parents (Sweet Dee's Having a Baby AU)
Date: 2014-02-18 09:08 pm (UTC)While really bad stuff should probably happen, this being the gang and all, please nothing ultimately catastrophic to the kid or parents, with an ending that is at least somewhat happy.
Dee/Ben - Femmedom
Date: 2014-02-20 10:00 pm (UTC)(My friend thought up an entire episode that begins with this and escalates from there in outlandish Always Sunny fashion, and I may write a version, but if this inspires one of you, go for it! I'd love to read it!)
Charlie/Mac/Dennis/Dee, Weird Codependent Poly Foursome
Date: 2014-02-22 06:10 pm (UTC)I'd love a fic where the gang (sans Frank, who I just kind of want to marry Artemis and go slumming into the sunset) all hook up in various combinations, and eventually realize that their one true loves are each other.
Re: Charlie/Mac/Dennis/Dee, Weird Codependent Poly Foursome
Date: 2014-02-25 07:58 am (UTC)We Are Nowhere and It's Now, Chapter 1, PG-13, Artemis & Dee, Artemis/Frank
http://bostoneris.dreamwidth.org/765.html
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From:Dennis/Dee, Highschool, Incest
Date: 2014-02-24 10:29 am (UTC)Mac/Dennis, voyeurism, masturbation
Date: 2014-02-27 01:53 pm (UTC)Bonus if Dennis knows Mac does this all the time, and throws in a few extra hints/teases to the camera just to get Mac off faster.
Mac/Mac/Charlie, Threesome
Date: 2014-04-07 06:38 am (UTC)bonus for lots of Charlie being adorable and Mac loving Charlie being adorable.
gen, past noncon/abuse, protective!frank
Date: 2014-04-12 11:13 pm (UTC)i just want protective!frank because i really love his and charlie's relationship
hope this prompt isn't too out of place
dee/dennis, dynamics
Date: 2014-04-20 01:03 pm (UTC)Mac/Dennis consensual body policing and more!
Date: 2014-08-16 07:26 am (UTC)I'm thinking things like Dennis shaving Mac and oiling him up, masturbating in front of mirrors, obsessing about diet and getting cut and defining muscle groups, shopping for clothes and posers to best show off Mac's body, manipulative and mutually arousing arguments about self-discipline and control...
Eventually once Mac is deemed perfect enough, Dennis demands to be bound and used by his glorious creation. Mac is 100% into it, relishing both the release of not being able to be bossy and tying Dennis up and fucking him per his direction.
The Gang Trains Charlie (sub! charlie, dom! dee, dennis and mac)
Date: 2014-12-12 06:25 am (UTC)So, the whole gang decides to get in on it. At first it's a game to see what they can make him do, but he responds so well to it that nobody wants to stop. Arguably they already have him trained to an extent (charlie work) but they take it way further, rewarding obedient behaviour with treats and praise and small physical gestures like ruffling his hair. Eventually he's so used to his obedient behaviour being rewarded that he's always perfectly obedient, without question. None of the gang wants to admit it but they're all getting off on it - the power trip plus the fact that charlie's actually adorable like this. They start making him do more blatantly submissive stuff and he does it without question. Charlie's actually loving all of this - he likes being told what to do, having a purpose and being praised all the time and it just feels right to be submissive.
Bonus points if dennis, dee and mac get drunk and confide in each other how much they're getting off on dominating charlie. Further bonus points if they fuck charlie (one or all, separately or together) and charlie loves it. Maybe a petplay type of scenario, and/or ordering charlie to go down on them.
Chardee, kind of
Date: 2014-12-25 01:11 pm (UTC)Chardee, fingering
Date: 2014-12-25 01:18 pm (UTC)Bonus points for high pitched moaning and whimpering from Charlie.
Charlie gets his ass ate "into smithereens"
Date: 2014-12-26 07:04 am (UTC)Dennis/Country Mac
Date: 2015-03-30 06:58 pm (UTC)